All I want for Christmas is… a keg of ranch?


Just because you have to eat your vegetables this holiday season doesn't mean you have to eat them plain.

The keg will cost you $50. The keg stands at 10 inches tall and will hold a year supply of the dressing. If you're a big ranch dressing fan, Hidden Valley has got you covered.

It has a special inside coating that meets FDA specifications to keep all your ranch tasting fresh!

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Hidden Valley has claimed in the past, through its ranch-funded studies, that at least one-third of American homes have at least some kind of ranch dressing at any given time.

The company is now accepting pre-orders, and they say it will ship on December 11. Their full line of products include ornaments, fuzzy socks, cozy slippers, a Christmas sweater featuring a ranch bottle, and even a holiday ranch fountain with a tree skirt.